100+ Funny Beer Quotes for Craft Beer Lovers

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"A haiku for today: All I want to do // is to drink a beer or two // and pet all the dogs."

"All I want is to travel and drink craft beer."

"Sometimes I work out. Sometimes I drink beer. Sometimes I do both."

"I'm hungover today."

"Screw your zodiac sign. The real question is: what kind of beer do you drink?"

"Partner: What are you doing? // Me: Self-care. // Partner: So... Drinking in the bathtub? // Me: Like I said, self-care."

"Saturdays are for the beers."

"I'm giving up drinking beer for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I meant: I'm giving up. Drinking beer for a month."

"Text 1: Want to go to the gym with me? Text 2: You spelled "brewery" wrong."

"Beer is my love language."

"Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a beer? Fitness is my passion."

"Should I work out or drink? I ask my dog as I pour myself a beer."

"...because without beer, things do not seem to go as well..."

"If you think you can win me over with craft beer and nachos, you're right."

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"Ways to my heart: buy me beer, pour me beer, take me out for beers."

"Us: we're only having one beer tonight. Narrator: they did not only have one beer."

"Crush the workout. Drink the beer. Cut the toxic people out of your life. Repeat."

"Not to toot my own horn, but I'm, like, really good at drinking beer."

"My tolerance for alcohol is way higher than my tolerance for people."

"Things I like: drinking beer. Things I don't like: running out of beer."

"Do you have beer at your house or should I tailgate in the driveway?"

"I strive for success. Not because I want to, but because beer's expensive and I drink a lot of it."

"I don't know who needs to hear this, but just open that bottle of beer you've been saving for a special occasion. You deserve it."

"My pants say yoga but my soul wants beer."

"When I say 'six pack,' do you think abs? Or beer?"

"The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud and drinking beer."

"Dear Santa, please bring beer."

"My new year's resolutions: work out regularly, drink local craft beer, pet more dogs, all of the above."

"In a relationship with beer."

"I like to party. And by party, I mean drink beer and cuddle dogs."

"Some people call drinking beer on the treadmill 'a safety hazard.' I call it multi-tasking."

"Who is this 'moderation' everyone keeps telling me to drink with?"

"May you always have love in your heart and beer in your belly."

"Don't mind me, I'm just silently judging your beer selection."

"Studies have found that moderate beer consumption can prolong your life. Cheers to being immortal."

"Does laying out in the 95 degree weather with a craft beer in hand count as hot yoga? Asking for a friend."

"I have abs. They are just hidden under my love for beer and pizza."

"Happy? Have a beer. Sad? Have a beer. Stressed? Have a beer. In love? Have a beer."

"Happiness isn't having a six-pack. It's drinking one."

"Be a good person. Drink beer. Repeat."

"I followed my heart and it led me to the closest brewery."

"I just want a fitness tracker that tells me how many beers I'm good to drink tonight."

"Currently fighting the urge to chug a beer before 5 PM."

"Working out is a lot like drinking a beer. I feel much better after I've done it."

"Airports should allow emotional support beers."

"Easily distracted by dogs and beer."

"I'll drink to that!" - Me to everything

"Enjoy the gifts that life has to offer... like dogs and beer."

"Diet, Day 1: I have removed all of the booze from the house. It was delicious."

"Not only do I dance like nobody is watching, I also drink as if I don't have to work in the morning."

"Give me coffee to change the things I can change, and beer to accept the things I can't."

"Does running out of beer count as cardio?"

"Burpees? I thought you said beer, please!"

"If at first you don't succeed, try a bottle opener. It probably isn't a twist off."

"The best beer is the one you drink with friends"

"Beergasm: the climactic moment when you try a REALLY good beer."

"Beerful: noticeably happy and/or optimistic after drinking a beer."

"Hey, it's beer o'clock."

"Not everyone wants beer. Some people want love. But I want beer."

"True or false: it's never too early to have a beer at the airport."

"Sometimes you run into people who change your life for the better. Those people are called bartenders."

"All I want for Christmas is beer."

"Alexa, bring me a beer."

"I think we all deserve an alcoholiday."

"Not to get too technical, but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution."

"I am at the airport looking for someone to convince me that 6 AM is too early for a beer."

"I will only drink beer two times a year: when it's raining & when it's not."

"I drink a lot of water. Filtered water. Filtered through malt and hops. Beer. I drink a lot of beer."

"I only work out because I really really really like beer."

"It's okay if the only exercise you do today is lifting your beer up to your mouth."

"Lies I tell myself at the grocery store..."

"I am having a drink."

"I like my water with grain & hops."

"It's a good day for a beer."

"I don't care if the glass is half empty or half full... As long as it has beer in it."

"Fitness hack for beer enthusiasts"

"Craft how all of our Fall things start with F..."

"I have a dog and a fridge full of craft beer, I literally don't need you."

"If anyone asks, I am drinking all of this beer so I can use the bottle caps for a DIY project."

"You know who deserves a beer tonight? Read that first word again."

"You can't find happiness at the bottom of a beer. Well, no kidding. Who's happy when their beer runs out?"

"Weekend forecast: Cloudy with a chance of beer."

"I have an open door policy: bring beer, and I'll open the door."

"I need a HUGe glass of beer."

"It's not drinking alone if the dog is home."

"Camping without beer is just sitting in the woods."

"Beer is good but beers are better."

"The most important cooking instruction for the holidays is to remember to add beer to the chef."